They Must Have Found Out She Weighs the Same as a Duck

& now for something completely different.

Nebraska woman says she was fired because she's a witch

"A woman who said she was hired by the University of Nebraska to run a youth program has filed a lawsuit claiming she was wrongly fired because she is a witch.
The lawsuit, filed by a plaintiff identified as Jane Doe, states the woman was hired in February 2007 and was satisfactory in her performance. Once her employer discovered she was a witch, "plaintiff was terminated from her position, and was replaced by a non-witch," the suit says."

Given this is not only an university but state run to boot, where PC probably runs amok, this claim would be more believable if she was fired for being a Christian rather than a witch. I suspect the truth about why she was fired might lie elsewhere.

But if she really is a witch, I wonder if this is how they confirmed it?