If Today Is Judgement Day Then. . .

It's the End of the World As We Know It (REM)



For those who are doubters of Harold Camping, I sure he would say: don't they know, it The End of the World (Skeeter Davis)



I repeat, it's The End (The Doors)



However the only ones who will be saved & raptured will be those of whom Harold Camping will be able to point to & say that they did it My Way (Frank Sinatra & Luciano Pavarotti)



For those who did it Harold Camping's way they will be walking up the Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin)



& while Harold Camping may be claiming it is judgment day & thus The End (The Beatles)

those of us who know better know that it isn't. Despite his attempts at twisting it to make it sound like he wasn't who Jesus was refering to in Acts 1:7, he doesn't really know it any more this time than he did the last time back in 1994 when he said the rapture would take place on 6 September.
Anyhow, I think it is more likely that I will be, under the sea, in an Octopus Garden (The Beatles) in the shade than that the 2nd Coming will happen today.



It will be interesting to see how he explains his being wrong on Sunday. Whatever it is, you can be sure that it will not be his fault he was wrong. & when Jesus does finally return, which He will, like Lucy he will have some "s'plaining to do" & he won't be able to use taking too much Vitameatavegamin as an excuse.