Here Comes the Judge

On to the lighter side.

Playing golf in Heaven, I don't think so! Voris is right, no one will care about it in Heaven.

As for what sport they really play in Heaven, everyone knows it's BOCCE!!!!

There once were two best friends named Alphonse and Geno. They were two of the biggest fans of bocce in Italy. Their golden years revolved around bocce. They discussed bocce strategy in the winter, and they examined time they scored during the last season. They played over 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was bocce in heaven.
One summer night, Alphonse passed away in his sleep after winning a tough bocce game earlier in the evening. He died a happy man.
A few nights later, his buddy Geno awoke to the sound of Alphonse's voice from beyond.
"Alphonse is that you?" Geno asked.
"Of course it me," Alphonse replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Geno exclaimed, "So tell me, is there bocce in heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that there is bocce in heaven, Geno."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're scheduled to play tomorrow night."