The New Mother Goose

(aka LarryD @ Acts of the Apostasy )

Many of today's nursery rhymes actually started out as political commentary in Merry Old England. So who knows, maybe these will join them some day.

The Mantrimony Rhyme

"Jimmy and Bobby, sitting in a tree;

K-I-S-S-I-N-G;

First comes lust, then comes 'marriage';

But God is mocked when His will's disparaged."

(Nursery Rhymes For A Post-Christian World, #1)

"Barry Barry quite contrary

How does your gubmint grow?

With Porkulus and Deficits

And quisling Cath'lics in a row."

(Nursery Rhymes For A Post-Christian World #2)

(Note: Someone suggested using Kissling for quisling which would work as well since Kissling is a quisling Catholic.)