Coming Soon (God Help Us All)

Night of the Living Constitution

The Day they Raised Our Taxes & took away our Freedoms

Starring:
Barry Obama as The Man That Knew Everything (But when life begins)
Granny Pelosi as the botox experiment went wrong
Joey "Hair plugs" Biden as the man who said too much
Janet Napolitano as J Edgar Hoover on estrogen

With Special Appearances by

Michelle Obama as the Wicked Witch of the Midwest
Hillary Clinton as the Wicked Witch of the East

Theme song sung by Sonia Sotomayor & the Liberal Supremes

Rated OC (Objectionalable to anyone who loves the Constitution)

"The scariest phrase in the English language" brought to life - Ronald Reagan

"I told you we should have made the turkey the national emblem!" - Ben Franklin

"Oh, Abigail, Abigail, I have such a desire to knock heads together!! By God I have had this Congress!!!!" - John Adams

"And I thought King George was a tyrant!" - Thomas Jefferson

"We fought the British for this?????" - George Washington, John Hancock, Sam Adams, Paul Revere

"Time to reprint Common Sense." - Thomas Paine

Poster source: Fun With WWII Posters Different enemy, same evil