Another New Christmas Album

The other day I put up a post about a Christmas Album for those who doubt global warming. (Its A Climategate Christmas) In an effort to be fair & balanced, here is a CD for those who worship at the altar of the Obamessiah:

It's finally here! An album that cost trillions of American tax dollars to produce!

Appropriately enough, it never mentions "You Know Who" or those crazy stories of His supposed birth at all. Instead, you get all new seasonal carols that every Progressive should love, allowing us to celebrate our new Lord and Savior, Barack Obama, the Holy Church of Big Goverment and the one true religion: Anthropogenic Global Warming!

Here's what you get...
- The First Nobel

BARACK OBAMA & THE LIBERAL MEDIA GLEE CLUB
- Grandma Got Run-Over By Our Health Care Plan

BARACK OBAMA, HARRY REID & NANCY PELOSI
- Santa Claus Is Going To Drown!

AL GORE
- How The Stimulus Saved (Or Created) Christmas! [A Dramatic Reading]

JOE BIDEN
- It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Every Other Day

THE ACLU ORCHESTRA
- Rudolph, Our Cruelly Enslaved Animal Brother

THE PETA HOLIDAY CHORALE
- Bring The Olympic Torch To Chicago, Jeanette, Isabella

BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA featuring OPRAH WINFREY
- Parade Of The Winter Soldiers

JOHN KERRY
- The Littler Hummer Girl

BILL CLINTON & MONICA LEWINSKY
- For Into The U.S. A Trial Is Borne

ERIC HOLDER
- What Child Prostitute Is This?

THE ACORN COMMUNITY CHOIR
- Tingle Bells

CHRIS MATTHEWS
- We Thirty-Plus Pinkos Anointed As Czars

THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT SINGERS
- I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus

KEVIN JENNINGS & THE GLSEN CHILDRENS' CHORUS

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer, operators are standing by! Order now!

Source: Now How Much Will You Pay?