Carbon Offsets, Not Just for Algore Any More

Good news for those of us who don't have the big bucks like Algore to buy carbon credits. Now you can burn your lights all night long & try to waste as much energy al Algore does by hiding behind the same fraudulant carbon credit scheme he does. & while he does so by buying them from a corporation that he owns it won't cost you a cent.

You can go to Free Carbon Offsets & get as many credits as you need, or want. & they even come with a certificate suitable for framing.

& what will those offsets get you?

For:

- 1-100 offsets: We will try our hardest to turn off the water for an extra ten seconds while we brush our teeth.
- 101-1000 offsets: We will think about possibly using one less square of toilet paper every time we use the rest room. So you don't have to!
- 1001-10000 offsets: At this level, we will think about not going out to lunch for one day. Gas savings, plus savings on one less burger made that day!
- 10000+ offsets: Premium offsets. We will consider not taking a shower for a whole week!

& to make you feel even better about what you are doing, they let you see how many others in your country/region/city are also on board. So you can be sure that you are not alone.

These certificates also make a great Christmas gift for those relatives of yours who make Clark Griswold seem like a slacker.

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I am sure the PC gang is going into their Queen Victioria "We are not amused!" mode. & that is because of what they are really about. While this is a bit tongue in cheek, they website exists to make a point, the debate about global warming isn't over. & with all that is coming out recently, it is clear that the debate has not been an honest, straight forward 1.