This Sounds More Like Something Monty Python Would Write:

Norway's Moose Population in Trouble for Belching

"Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.

Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway's technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year.

Bacteria in a moose's stomach create methane gas which is considered even more destructive to the environment than carbon dioxide gas."

Moose have been arround for how long? & now they are being considered a threat. This is just another proof of the absurdity of much of what the global warming moonbat community tries to push off as science.

We live in an ecosystem. This system is build arround the fact that every organism has an effect. The system was designed by God to balance out these effects. & despite mankinds failing to always take care of it as well as he could Earth's ecosystem is very flexable. In fact the latest info coming out proves that most of the claims that global warming is man-made are being thrown out the window. (New Peer-Reviewed Scientific Studies Chill Global Warming Fears, NASA Global Warming Data Wrong, An Inconvenient Truth)

Besides, even if the Norwegian Moose are causing problems, Norway does have a solution that they are about to impliment: "Norway has some 120,000 moose but an estimated 35,000 are expected to be killed in this year's moose hunting season, which starts on September 25, Norwegian newspaper VG reported." This puts PETA (Moonbats for the Ethical Treatment of Aminals) in a quandry. If the oppose the killing of these moose so that the methane emmisions are cut, then they will appear to be anti-environment.

On the other hand, this news puts a new spin on who Boris Badenov was really working for. It wasn't some Eastern European Communist Country. It was Greenpeace. Now we know the real reason he was trying to kill "moose & squirrel". It was to protect the environment! He was a radical moonbat environmentalist. (It also adds something to Bullwinkle's famous line: "I don't know my own strength.")

As an aside, none of this is to downplay the fact that we do have a God given responsibility to be good stewards. It merely means that we need to use common sense. Those on the side of damn the environment are just as wrong as those that see everything man does that affects the environment is wrong. According to Genesis 2:15 God gave us the Earth & told man to to cultivate and care for it (perché lo coltivasse e lo custodisse in the Italiano, ut operaretur et custodiret illum in the Latin). Cultivate means developing, not merely leaving everything as it is or destroying it for that matter.

Norwegian Moose Blamed For Global Warming