June is Goat Trauma Awareness Month!

According to the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation:

1. Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.
2. If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.
3. If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.
4. When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.
5. These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.
6. There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.
7. The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.
8. In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.

The danger from goats is getting even worse. As you can see from the picture on the right, goats are now learning how to climb trees. This makes the possibility of goat trauma even more likely to increase in the months & years ahead. The website also provides evidence that goats are involved in Global Warming. Fortunately, this group is out there helping to prevent goat trauma as well as helping the victims of goat trauma to again lead normal lives. Started in 1982, they have spent the past 25 years making this world a much safer place to live.

Don't Be a Victim!

(For those of you who thought this was a real orginization, gotcha!!!!! This is a parody website.)

(Mille Grazie to Vir Speluncae Catholicus from The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen for putting me onto this site.)