National Curmudgeon Day 2012

Happy National Curmudgeon Day

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.  - G.K. Chesterton

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. - Fred Allen

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Thbbft! - Bill the Cat

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber