IM(NS)HO* - The Ultimate Proof of the Existance of God

A Betty Jane Caramel Apple!!!!!

OK, I know you are saying that is just another caramel apple, so what? But it is so much more. This is a caramel apple that is made by Betty Jane Homemade Candies. The caramel that is, the apple comes from a local orchard.
So why do I say it is the ultimate proof of the existance of God? Well, I could say because I say so, but that would be open to debate. & not philosophically, let alone theologically sound. Actually this was settled a few years ago when I was taking a philosophy class, Philosphy of Being. 1 fine Autumnal day I stopped to pick 1 up before class. I walked into class set it on the desk & made my claim. "Only God could inspire something this perfect. Thus He has to exist." I went on to explain a bit about why it was perfect & the ultimate caramel apple out there. Technically, my claim was never refuted, even by the professor (PhD from Catholic U). So, I stand by my claim that this is the ultimate proof of the existance of God.

& anyone who disagrees with me is an athiestic heathen who thinks Bill Clinton never cheated on Hilary or inhaled for that matter.

PS I feel sorry for St. Thomas Aquinas as he could have saved all that work on his 5 Proofs of the existance of God if he had only had the chance to enjoy 1 of these apples. I know he & many other philosophers over the years would back me up.

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* In My NOT So Humble Opinion