It's Official, Joan Chittister Has been Declared a "False" Prophet

Although I am sure that Call to Action Pennsylvania who gave Satan's favorite blueberry muffin the award would see things differently. But that is only because she is promoting their heretical & dissident views over authentic Catholic teaching.

On 6 June 2010, Call to Action Pennsylvania presented Joan Chittister (left in picture from conference) with its First Annual 21st Century Prophet Award. The award occurred at a Mass and luncheon at a Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh. (I can just imagine the ton of liturgical abuses at this thing. I wonder if they had Joanie up there at the altar playing priestess? I wouldn't be surprized.) “She stands for all the things that Call To Action stands for, for more openness in the church, more dialogue, less acrimony and a greater role for women in the church,” explained John Pillar, one of the organizers.

Pardon me while I laugh. Less acrimony!!!! This from a group that has done plenty to cause acrimony by its attempts to undermine authentic Catholic teaching & the Pope. & of course the greater role they are refering to women having is making them priestesses despite clear teaching over 2000 years to the contrary. Any doubt that is what the mean? I present this quote from their website as proof: ""We call upon the Church to discard the discipline of mandatory priestly celibacy and to open the Priesthood to women and married men...so that the Eucharist may continue to be the center of the spiritual life of all Catholics." (The emphasis is mine.)

According to Joanie's website, she was presented with an inscribed Jewish Berakah, a blessing cup. The stem of the cup is a rendition of the Old Testament prophetess, Miriam, who led her people from slavery.

Get the point CtoAP is making? As long as women can't be priestesses they are still slaves. Did they forget that only men could attain to the Levitical priesthood? & when Miriam stood up to Moses' authority she was stricken with leprosy for daring to question God's working through Moses? Apparently they have forgotten the real lesson of Miriam's behavior.

I suspect she will get even more recognition at the national Call to Action meeting in November where the theme will be (Un)"Faithful Prophets". Sadly, they too will be proclaiming themselves false prophets as they reject God's truth & uphold man's search for his own relativistic truth instead. I refer to the following disingenuous statement from CtoA's FAQ: "theologians and church institutions are called to be free in their search for the truth." In fact, theologians & church institutions are free to search for the truth. But, God's truth, not man's. The truth has already been revealed in Jesus & Scripture & Tradition. All 3 are rejected by CtoA & Sr. Joanie except in so far as it can be twisted to advance their agenda. They don't want eternal truths, that want truth to be based on the latest opinion poll. Like I said, relativistic truth which is not truth.

After reading this I couldn't help but wonder what would happen to her had she lived in OT times. the test of a prophet was if what they predicted came true. Death by stoning was the result of falsely prophecying. Then in past centuries burning at the stake was SOP for dealing with heretics.

Maybe this is a little over the top, but I can imagine the following new report should such proceedures still occur today:

JOANIE CHITTISTER FOUND GUILTY

DECLARED HERETIC & FALSE PROPHET

UNIQUE PUNISHMENT TO BE METTED OUT

(007News) Joanie Chittister (aka Satan's little blueberry muffin) was found guilty of both heresy & being a false prophet by a jury made up of members of the Council of Major Superiors of Women Religious in a trial presided over by Archbishop Raymond Burke (Prefect of the Supreme Tribunal of the Apostolic Signatura).

She has been sentenced to death. This is the 1st time in centuries the Catholic Church has imposed this sentence. While they agreed on the need for such a sentence, a debate arose among the jury as to whether to stone her for being a false prophet or burn her at the stake for being a heretic. In the end they decided to burn her at the stake (using her books as fuel) while throwing stones at her.

1 of the jurors said that the recent Call to Action award was a key piece of evidence in the trial. There was a surprize appearance by Ss. Benedict & Scholatica. They were called by the prosecution for their expert testimony on real Benedictines. The jury said that testimony also played a huge part in their decision.

When asked about why the Vatican was allowing this despite Church teaching opposing the death penalty the Vatican issued the following statement: "Paragraph 2267 states 'the traditional teaching of the Church does not exclude recourse to the death penalty, if this is the only possible way of effectively defending human lives against the unjust aggressor.' Given how Sr. Chittister has refused to recant & vowed to continue to spread her pernacious doctrines we felt this was the only effective way of defending human life, born & unborn, from the damage she would do, especially the spiritual damage."

No date has been set for the execution. When it occurs EWTN will be providing live coverage.

OK, I could go on with how the execution would occur etc. Since this is the 21st Century, not the past, we normally don't execute heretics or false prophets these days. But Sr. Joanie should be grateful we don't & instead offer plenty of time for them to recant & repent. But if she doesn't she just may find herself in a real life version of level 6 of Dante's Inferno.