The Spirit of Henry VIII Lives in the British Foreign Office
“The Foreign Office very much regrets this incident and is deeply sorry for the offence which it has caused." The Foreign Office only really regrets getting caught.
By Damian Thompson
A magnificent scoop from my colleague Jonathan Wynne-Jones, who reveals in The Sunday Telegraph that Foreign Office proposals for the Pope’s visit to Britain included suggestions that he should bless a gay marriage, launch papal-branded condoms and open an abortion clinic.
David Miliband has apologised; the Catholic hierarchy is furious, accusing the FO of “disrespecting” the Pope. (Yup, Malcolm McMahon, the bishop in charge of education, used “disrespect” as a verb.) My reaction is to say to the Bishops of England and Wales:
NOW do you finally understand what sort of snide, cheap and ignorant prejudice has flourished under this Government and its civil servants – wall-to-wall secularists for whom the Roman Catholic Church is at best an antiquated irrelevance and at worst a sick joke? And has it occurred to you that this document was probably being drawn up just as your own bureaucrats at Eccleston Square were turning a blind eye to the Magisterium so they could “work with” Ed Balls?
Oh, sure, the Foreign Office says: “This is clearly a foolish document that does not in any way reflect UK Government or Foreign Office policy or views” – and, of course, most of these proposals wouldn’t have seen the light of day.
But reflect the attitudes of Brown’s government and its politically correct employees is precisely what the document does.
* Basicly the joke is this. The Taxi driver who took Mata Bond from the MI5 offices in London to the the Mata Hari Dance & Spy School in East Berlin later comes in to rescue her during a fight. He identifies himself saying his name & FO. Mata gives him a dirty look so he clarifies by saying "Foreign Office". Apparently these days the 2 meanings ARE synonymous.
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