Why You Won't See A Nativity Scene Put Up in DC This Year

This just in from Washington, DC: The Supreme Court has ruled there will be no Nativity scene this year in the nation's capital. The ruling was not based on any religious principle, however. The problem stems from the inability of Nativity organizers to locate three wise men anywhere in the city. The search for a virgin likewise was difficult.
On the other hand, there has been no problem finding enough donkeys to fill the stables.