Homer Simpson Top 10 Things He Learned From 20 Years of TV

Letterman's Top 10 is 1 of the few good things on his show. After the video I have the list posted. I will hilite my favorites on the list, with a comment or 2 of my own.

Top Ten Things I've Learned From The Last 20 Years of Television
10. Better to be bald than have a hairpiece like Letterman

9. Do not buy sushi from the Home Shopping Network

8. Thanks to itunes, now you can get free TV shows for 99 cents (Still cheaper than what the cable companies charge & you have to pay if you live in an area w/ poor over the air reception like I do.)

7. Widesceen televisions were invented to accommodate Keith Olbermann's enormous head (& Olbie's ego as well)

6. Sadly, "Cougar Town" is not a show about people getting attacked by giant cats

5. Sitting close to the TV is a cheap alternative to a tanning salon

4. No one on Earth is funnier than Howie Mandel

3. There is no good way to tell your spouse you want to go on "Wife Swap"

2. Ever notice all morning weathermen are as fat as a dump truck?

1. Television is not a vast wasteland, it's a cesspool (That's an understatement if I ever heard 1!!!!!)