All That Is Missing is an Islamic Terrorist With PETN in His Underwear

Playmobil Security Check Point available at Amazon.com as a part of a collection of realistic airport toys.*

"The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!" Sounds realistic to me.

Meanwhile, they also have a realistic Democratic Congressional Caucus set as well. OK, the company uses the term thieves, but it is the same difference.

Playmobil Safe Crackers (Thieves)

* On the same page there is The Little Black Book of Violence: What Every Young Man Needs to Know About Fighting under Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed. From the product description: "The Little Black Book of Violence will arm you with the knowledge and good sense to make informed choices in hazardous situations. While some yahoo spewing insults about your favorite sports team is worlds apart from a drug-crazed lunatic lunging at you with a sharp knife in his hands and bloodlust in his eyes, there is a large gray area in between these two extremes where hard and fast rules do not always apply."