Obama's Vision of the 2016 Olympics

Later today the IOC will award the 2016 Olympics to 1 of 4 cities, Chicago, Tokyo, Rio de Janeiro or Madrid. As everyone knows, the decision of the site is so important that Obama has put all those minor problems, like ObamaCare & the economy, on the back burner so that he can do his best to get them awarded to Chicago. & while he is trying to make it appear like he is doing all this for altruistic reasons, The Exurban League has uncovered the truth. Here is the report:

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President Barack Obama is temporarily shelving his efforts on economic recovery, the war in Afghanistan, Iranian nukes, record unemployment and health care reform to concentrate on bringing the Olympics to his home town. The Celebrity-in-Chief will jet with wife Michelle and Oprah Winfrey to Copenhagen, Denmark, where the power trio will kowtow to the corrupt IOC for their mixed blessing. To sweeten the pot, Obama has redesigned the Olympics brand to better reflect his image. Not only will the Olympics rings be replaced with Obama's ubiquitous campaign iconography, several new sporting events will be added to provide a more "Chicago" feel.Track and field events will include Bail Jumping, Legal Hurdles, Blame Throwing and the always popular Graftathalon. Secondary competitions include such Chicago favorites as Freestyle Corruption, Under-the-Table Tennis, Greco-Roman Racketeering and Fencing. (Due to the recent ineligibility of ACORN, Ballot Boxing and Synchronized Vote Fraud have been cut from the program.) Once the quadrennial games have been granted to The Second City, Chicago Olympics Committee Chairman Rod Blagojevich will ensure that all multibillion-dollar construction contracts are managed in a fair, ethical manner.

There have already been some very appropriate suggestions for the mascot as well. They include: "Acorn", the zany Marxist bombmaker who is now a professor in a university; "Chalkie" (outline of a dead guy at a crime scene); & "Goatse" in honor of the Cubs.

Personally, I'm cheering for Rio since they have never been held in South America.

Source: The Digital Hairshirt (Faster. Higher. Stranger.) via Dad29 (ObamaLympics )