The Space Station IS DOOMED!!!! Doomed I Tell You!

Perchè?

The answer is simple. They are installing a 12 foot robot named Dextre. & wherever Dexter is, can DeeDee be far behind. & we all know what happens when DeeDee gets near a Laboratory where Dexter is working.

For those of you who don't get the reference, I'm talking about a cartoon series called Dexter's Laboratory:

On the other hand, Mission Control does have a sense of humor. They sent the following message to the crew of the Endeavour, re: New Flight Rules:

No. 1, "Dextre may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm,"

No. 2, "Dextre must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

Apparently they have a few Isaac Asimov fans in Mission Control.