This Just In - 2008 Dems Convention Plans

Except for the fact that Bill Clinton isn't eligible to run as VP (not that little matters like the niceties of the US Constitution matter to them) this is definitely a highly possible scenario:

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the UN

7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet — Al Gore

8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning — Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals — John Kerry

9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons — Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" — Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund — Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay — Sean Penn

11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs — William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers — Howard Dean

12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" — Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton announces Bill Clinton as her running mate for VP

1:40 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

(Source: Moonbattery)